Big and Little's Killed Biggie Smalls

Wittiness Protection (for those who kill rappers) includes bad ass eye wear.

    

"My stomach is still full". - Pilot Pulp four hours after we ate at Big and Little's

"No, I saw it on the T.V's.  It's closed Pilot, it has to be." - Mr. Proper five minutes before we found Big and Little's

    To begin. These people fry pork belly, and insert it into a hoagie with pickles and maple infused mayo.  A Pork Belly Poorboy.  That's right, I said it and I meant it and I know you want it.  I also don't think that I need to write any more than what I have said above, but I'm gonna.

    Big and Little's is in a really crappy part of the Near North Side here in the Chi. Not East enough to be Olde Town, not South enough to be in the Gold Coast, this eatery lies in a truly horrible part of this town.  Amongst all the torn down buildings one finds, a car wash (for the 5,000 taxi's parked around Pakeeza's Restaurant), someplace called Pakeeza's Restaurant , St. Mathew United Methodist Church ,  the 5,000 cabs parked a Pakeeza's Restaurant (Pakistani Mafia anyone?), and the best poorboy in Chicago.

   DISCLAIMER:  Guy Fieri (you know, that guy that is a bigger tool box than a Snap-on Tools Truck) has been to this place and he named it the best Diner in Chicago.

    That being said, this place is bad to the bone.  First off, it's cash only.  Second, they have a line out the door with only 4 people working.  Third, the cashier will take an order, wait three to five minutes, then take another order so that the kitchen dosen't get all outta wack. Fifth, they offer only the most obscure hot sauces ever (a green habanero? Check).  Sixth, there are more hipsters in this place than at a Death Cab for Cutie concert (Joke:  Why did the Hipster burn his mouth on The Pork Belly Poorboy?  Answer: He ate it before it was cool [rim shot]). Seventh, they only play music that would be very familiar to anyone that went to prom from 1983 to 1989.  Eighth, I'm out of stuff to say.

    To end, I have to say that this place will make people fat.  I don't mean fat, I mean phat.  In fact, as spies (maybe?) Pilot Pulp and I are privy to certain information from certain sources that points to pork belly poor boy's as the real killer of Biggie Smalls.  The bullets where just plugged into him to protect the sanctity of St. Mathews United Methodist Church, or rather, of Big and Little's mad sweet eats. This is the truth as supplied by the CIA (maybe?).