Cozy Noodle Makes Your Noodle Cozy

These egg rolls ARE NOT tiny, but that fork IS huge

    In the quests of super secret spies (maybe?) we find that sometimes we must take super secret bathroom breaks.  "But where do super secret spies take super secret bathroom breaks?" is a question that I know you are asking yourself right now (The blog reader mind reader that the CIA developed is straight sweet technology).  We of course take these breaks in the best restaurant bathroom in Chicago. "But where is the best restaurant bathroom in Chicago?" Man, you are so predictable!

    It is at Cozy Noodle of course!  This bad boy has all the bear necessities of toilet time: 

A 1970's beer can collection, check.

Andy Warhol's Marylin Monroe collectors plates screwed into the wall above the toilet, check

A sign telling all whom enter that the Bulls kick ass, check

A sign making fun of your tiny little weenus, check

   Another great thing about the restroom is that it is surrounded by a really bad ass noodle restaurant.  With offerings of the Thai Food persuasion, one finds that lunch is the best time to take a bathroom break.  They have a $1.99 soup special at lunch that includes a huge bowl of spicy chicken noodle soup, the egg rolls shown above, and one fork the size of a spatula.  They also have noodle specials that cost $5.99 and include such items as Pad Thai, Chicken Fried Rice, Pad Khee Mao, and Pad See Ewe.  It's awesome that a spy can go eat noodles then treat his noodle to some quiescence in the quintessential quality restaurant bathroom.

    Lastly, I want to say that this has been the first month of our one sided conversations and Pilot Pulp and I have had a blast doing it.  That being said, we want to keep doing it so we are gonna.  Feel free to E-mail us questions or places to eat if one comes to mind (Eatingthebest@hotmail.com).  Also check out our face book page and Twitter accounts listed over here-------->

    I'm out to take care of some business because Russia is all, "We have seen this Blog, and we must destroy it's Freedom Representing Americaness, Blah blah blah Russian words, blah." Later.

http://www.cozychicago.com/home/ these people actually have a website.  I guess there is a first time for everything.